They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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