So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Help. Why am I so naked?
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