why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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