Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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