i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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