Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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