i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
where are you?
Hypothermia
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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