doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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