i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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