Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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