Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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