The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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