in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
