I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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