I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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