I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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