I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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