I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize