i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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