Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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