but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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