Me. At least after what I've been through.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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