Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Randomize
