Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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