Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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