It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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