Well douche your snatch and let's go!
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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