My liver just broke up with me...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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