He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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