I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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