Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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