this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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