So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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