the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.