So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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