is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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