I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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