its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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