if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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