are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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