But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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