I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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