Everything about him screamed your future.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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