Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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