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(248): View more from Michigan

At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back

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(914): View more from New York

Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk

(1-914): View more from New York

It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow

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(406): View more from Montana

We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.

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(813): View more from Florida

im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party

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