so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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