they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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