I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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