I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
