yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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