would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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