We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
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