just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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