so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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