would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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