im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My underwear smells like fireworks.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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