I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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