Don't make out with my wife yet
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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